Doctor Proctor's Fart Powder (2007)
“So big that you probably wouldn’t want to bump into them. But if you pick up a manhole cover on one of Oslo’s streets and shine a flashlight down into the sewer world, it just may happen that you’ll see the light catch the teeth in the jaws of one of the huge, slimy beasts before it scurries away. Or before it sinks its teeth into your throat. Because they are quite speedy beasts. And we’re not talking now about the regular, innocent Rattus norvegicus, i.e., little Norwegian rats, but about pro...perly beastly beasts. Like Attila. Attila was an old Mongolian water vole who’d lived for thirty-five years and weighed more than thirty pounds. If you want to read more about water voles, turn to page 678 in Animals You Wish Didn’t Exist.
As it so happened, Attila liked to eat a little Rattus norvegicus for breakfast, and it was the king of the Oslo Municipal Sewer and Drainage System. That is to say, Attila thought it was, until now. Attila’s reign had started many years ago, but this water vole hadn’t always been king.MoreLess
As it so happened, Attila liked to eat a little Rattus norvegicus for breakfast, and it was the king of the Oslo Municipal Sewer and Drainage System. That is to say, Attila thought it was, until now. Attila’s reign had started many years ago, but this water vole hadn’t always been king.MoreLess
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